Anyone got any jokes?
Pirateanyways here's some:
What do you call a skeleton in a closet?
The winner of a hide and go seek contest.
I love that joke soooooooooooooooooo much. one of my favorites. My friends and I were suuper laughing at it first time we heard it. I dont know if i can super laugh at it now. but i still love it. I dont think anyone is dumb enough to kill them self over a hide and go seek contest.
Any more jokes?!?!?!?!?!?!? Blast me! Tell me as much as you can! This is fun stuff.\
Make up your own joke too or somethign.
whatever.
the point is have fun. that's the first rule. second rule is be honest. and 3rd rule, it's your life so do whatever you want.
Devious Comments
one to ladder the hold and another to buld the screw in
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"we do too have hearts, dont be mad"
BECAUSE IT DOES OKAY?!!!!
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"That's cheating you stole my word!!!"
"The falling Angels cry..."
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Here is one a friend told me recently...
"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?"
"I dunno..."
"Aw, dam!"
It takes a little longer to hit you when you don't see it typed out...
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watch them all.
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Order is an illusion, chaos is the reality of life.
How many programer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that's hardware's problem.
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The best contraceptive for the elderly,
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...is nudity.
*badumtish*
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I believe in Darwinism.
Because someone needs to pour more chlorine in the gene pool.
once upon a time, there lived an inflatable boy.
the inflatable boy went to an inflatable school with inflatable teachers, inflatable students, inflatable chairs and inflatable desks.
one day, the inflatable boy was sent to the principal's office for bringing a pin to school.
when the inflatable boy got there, the principal shook his head and said "you've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down!"
...i lol'd. i'm so lame. XD
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It's a trap.
Then his little sister runs up, saying "mummy, mummy! Why am I called Petal?" The Mother says "because when you were a baby, a petal fell on your head".
The next day, their little brother runs up, saying: "hasjkfhaflsdviewhovfvhwhdsjfhdsjkhflh" *dribbles*.
The Mother says "shut up, Fridge".
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